:38:02
L-Look at you, all fancy.
:38:04
You look like you just stepped out of a magazine.
:38:07
Oh, well, thank you. Um, look at you.
:38:11
You have a baby...
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in a bar.
:38:14
Hell, I got three more at home.
:38:15
This one's still on the tit, so I can cart him anywhere.
:38:18
[Baby gurgles] ...Right.
:38:21
I almost bought that exact same top the other day.
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But Clinton'd kill me if I spent 30 bucks
:38:27
on a sweater thing.
:38:29
Ah, that Jaclyn Smith knows what she's doin'.
:38:33
Actually, it's mine.
:38:34
Bergdorf's just picked it up.
:38:40
I design clothes now.
:38:42
Oh, mmm, now that you mention it,
:38:45
I'm... I'm pretty sure I heard that. [Chuckles]
:38:48
[Cheers and applause] So, do you know Jaclyn Smith?
:38:54
Mind if I join you?
:38:58
Actually, we do.
:38:59
You must be Jake's hot date.
:39:01
I'm Starr.
:39:02
Hi, I'm Melanie, Jake's snotty Yankee-bitch wife,
:39:05
whom he refuses to divorce,
:39:06
even though I'm engaged to another man.
:39:09
Hot dog, Jake, look at the size of that thing.
:39:11
- Honey?
- Huh?
:39:12
Why don't you get us a couple drinks, all right?
:39:15
Okay. [Giggles]
:39:18
Is that a martini?
:39:21
Not "me and her" us. "You and l" us.
:39:35
Why do you make me be mean to you?
:39:37
Is that what you want...
:39:39
to be humiliated in front of all of your friends?
:39:41
Oh, come on, Mel, we were your friends, too.
:39:45
Well, looky, looky there!
:39:48
Well, well, well,
:39:49
if it isn't the two groomsmen of the apocalypse.
:39:54
- Hey, Eldon!
- Yep?
:39:56
Are you hungry?!
:39:58
Starved!