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I'm Starr.
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Hi, I'm Melanie, Jake's snotty Yankee-bitch wife,
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whom he refuses to divorce,
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even though I'm engaged to another man.
:39:09
Hot dog, Jake, look at the size of that thing.
:39:11
- Honey?
- Huh?
:39:12
Why don't you get us a couple drinks, all right?
:39:15
Okay. [Giggles]
:39:18
Is that a martini?
:39:21
Not "me and her" us. "You and l" us.
:39:35
Why do you make me be mean to you?
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Is that what you want...
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to be humiliated in front of all of your friends?
:39:41
Oh, come on, Mel, we were your friends, too.
:39:45
Well, looky, looky there!
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Well, well, well,
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if it isn't the two groomsmen of the apocalypse.
:39:54
- Hey, Eldon!
- Yep?
:39:56
Are you hungry?!
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Starved!
:40:00
No, no, no! No, don't you dare!
:40:02
I could use a Melanie sandwich!
:40:04
Just seems like old times, doesn't it?
:40:06
Get off me!
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Ugh!
:40:09
No, not like old times, all right?
:40:12
Times have changed.
:40:14
No more Melanie sandwich, no more Melanie taco,
:40:17
and no more Melanie corn dog, all right?
:40:19
- Sure... sorry.
- Just playin' with you.
:40:21
Come on, guys, just grab a stick.
:40:22
Let's play some pool, all right?
:40:23
And if you can't find a cue,
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just pull the one shoved up her ass.
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[Laughter, cheers and applause]
:40:33
Eldon, I can't belive you're still wearing that same old stupid hat.
:40:37
Well, I... just about got it broken in.
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Now, you sit your bony ass down there
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and watch and see me teach Jake here
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how to lose at pool.
:40:47
Well, see, that's the thing.
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I'm not really a watch-and-see kind of girl...
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am I, Jake?