:40:00
No, no, no! No, don't you dare!
:40:02
I could use a Melanie sandwich!
:40:04
Just seems like old times, doesn't it?
:40:06
Get off me!
:40:08
Ugh!
:40:09
No, not like old times, all right?
:40:12
Times have changed.
:40:14
No more Melanie sandwich, no more Melanie taco,
:40:17
and no more Melanie corn dog, all right?
:40:19
- Sure... sorry.
- Just playin' with you.
:40:21
Come on, guys, just grab a stick.
:40:22
Let's play some pool, all right?
:40:23
And if you can't find a cue,
:40:24
just pull the one shoved up her ass.
:40:26
[Laughter, cheers and applause]
:40:33
Eldon, I can't belive you're still wearing that same old stupid hat.
:40:37
Well, I... just about got it broken in.
:40:39
Now, you sit your bony ass down there
:40:41
and watch and see me teach Jake here
:40:44
how to lose at pool.
:40:47
Well, see, that's the thing.
:40:48
I'm not really a watch-and-see kind of girl...
:40:51
am I, Jake?
:41:01
Woman: Come on, now, Bobby Ray, you got it.
:41:05
[Drunkenly] Bobby Ray...
:41:06
[Laughs]
[Laughs, snorts]
:41:09
Don't blow this one, okay?
:41:13
All right, baby?
:41:14
You can take the girl out of the honky-tonk,
:41:16
but you can't take the honky-tonk out of the girl.
:41:18
[All groaning]
:41:20
Eldon: So, Jake...
:41:22
are you going to divorce this girl or what?
:41:26
Well, she waited 7 years.
:41:30
A couple more days won't kill her...
:41:33
unfortunately.
:41:34
Like it's gonna make a difference.
:41:36
You never know.
:41:37
You might be interested to learn your boy Jake has this whole...
:41:40
Hey, hey, let her think whatever she wants, Clinton.
:41:43
She made up her mind about me a long time ago.
:41:46
Some things never change.
:41:47
[All groaning]
:41:49
Like Eldon here!
:41:51
He never could get his balls in the right pocket.
:41:54
[Laughter]
:41:55
Okay, Jake, it's you and Mel.
:41:58
Clutch time, man.
:41:59
It's just like state playoffs.