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Woman: Come on, now, Bobby Ray, you got it.
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[Drunkenly] Bobby Ray...
:41:06
[Laughs]
[Laughs, snorts]
:41:09
Don't blow this one, okay?
:41:13
All right, baby?
:41:14
You can take the girl out of the honky-tonk,
:41:16
but you can't take the honky-tonk out of the girl.
:41:18
[All groaning]
:41:20
Eldon: So, Jake...
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are you going to divorce this girl or what?
:41:26
Well, she waited 7 years.
:41:30
A couple more days won't kill her...
:41:33
unfortunately.
:41:34
Like it's gonna make a difference.
:41:36
You never know.
:41:37
You might be interested to learn your boy Jake has this whole...
:41:40
Hey, hey, let her think whatever she wants, Clinton.
:41:43
She made up her mind about me a long time ago.
:41:46
Some things never change.
:41:47
[All groaning]
:41:49
Like Eldon here!
:41:51
He never could get his balls in the right pocket.
:41:54
[Laughter]
:41:55
Okay, Jake, it's you and Mel.
:41:58
Clutch time, man.
:41:59
It's just like state playoffs.
:42:01
We're down by 6, 7 seconds to go.
:42:03
We need that big, beautiful 52-yard bomb!
:42:06
[Cheers and applause]
:42:09
Do you remember that, Mel?
:42:11
How could I forget?
:42:13
That was the night Jake got me pregnant.
:42:16
All: Ooh.
:42:17
Why don't you just go public with that shit?
:42:20
Oh, come on.
:42:21
It's not like anybody can keep a secret around here...
:42:25
except for Bobby Ray.
:42:27
Now, what did I ever do to you?
:42:29
You never did anything to me, darlin'...
:42:31
or any other girl in town.
:42:33
[Laughter]
:42:34
Melanie, what is the matter with you?
:42:37
- What do you mean?
- Oh, she's just unhappy.
:42:40
Well, of course, I would be, too,
:42:41
if "Women's Wear Daily" called me "less than mediocre."
:42:43
[Laughter]
:42:47
Why don't you just go to a gay bar?!
:42:49
- Ooh! [Light laughter]
:42:52
[Laughing] Now, what would "B" Ray do at a gay bar?