1:02:17
It's yours.
1:02:22
You liked it, right?
1:02:26
Yes, I love it. Thanks.
1:02:30
Could be us three.
1:02:32
Could be.
1:02:34
Is it tempera?
1:02:36
No, it's acrylic.
1:02:40
I'm awful at painting.
1:02:42
In elementary school,
our fourth grade teacher
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had us paint an apple.
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I was so ashamed of mine
I peed on my pants.
1:02:51
Really?
1:02:52
Yes, she nailed our paintings
on the blackboard
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and commented each one.
1:02:58
She came to mine,
my sight went fuzzy
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and I didn't hear her.
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I only felt the urine
running down my legs.
1:03:05
Teachers ought to be killed.
1:03:08
I once shat on my pants.
1:03:12
Really.
1:03:13
The teacher caught me talking
during a math test.
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You were copying?
1:03:18
No, I was telling her how to do it
and I got nailed.
1:03:22
I got a one, and I had to stand
the whole hour up front.
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After a while I had to go.
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I said: "sir, I need
to go to the bathroom."
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The guy wouldn't answer.
1:03:35
I couldn't resist...
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I could feel the turd
moving down my guts
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and then I just shat.
1:03:44
Just standing there?
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So I said:
"Sir, I've shat on my pants."
1:03:50
"Can I go to the bathroom
to get cleaned?"
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He felt the smell and let me go.