1:03:01
and I didn't hear her.
1:03:03
I only felt the urine
running down my legs.
1:03:05
Teachers ought to be killed.
1:03:08
I once shat on my pants.
1:03:12
Really.
1:03:13
The teacher caught me talking
during a math test.
1:03:17
You were copying?
1:03:18
No, I was telling her how to do it
and I got nailed.
1:03:22
I got a one, and I had to stand
the whole hour up front.
1:03:26
After a while I had to go.
1:03:29
I said: "sir, I need
to go to the bathroom."
1:03:32
The guy wouldn't answer.
1:03:35
I couldn't resist...
1:03:37
I could feel the turd
moving down my guts
1:03:42
and then I just shat.
1:03:44
Just standing there?
1:03:46
So I said:
"Sir, I've shat on my pants."
1:03:50
"Can I go to the bathroom
to get cleaned?"
1:03:53
He felt the smell and let me go.
1:04:00
Dinner is ready.
1:04:05
You know how stingy she is.
1:04:11
Those biscuits!
What did she call them?
1:04:13
Dona Amparo.
1:04:15
- They are made out of fat.
- A real bomb.
1:04:18
Good thing my liver is in shape.
1:04:20
- The sauce has meat in it?
- A little.
1:04:24
- I'll have some without.
- Very little.
1:04:27
I'm a vegetarian.
1:04:32
This girl is so complicated.
1:04:33
It's good.
1:04:37
I'm not eating either.
1:04:39
- You don't eat meat?
- I'm not hungry.
1:04:41
Is this a plot?