The First $20 Million Is Always the Hardest
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I heard about some guy - came up with
food dot somethin' - he's a miIIionaire.

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- Food? He makes food?
- No, he patented it. The name.

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Then he soId it to a company
that buys names. He's set for Iife.

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We're aII a dotcom away
from earIy retirement.

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Is this the Iife, or what?
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You know, my dad used to Iove
making things with his hands.

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- He was a metaIworker at GeneraI Dynamics.
- Right.

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One morning, there's a picture
on the front page of the LA Times -

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astronauts inside the space shuttIe.
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And my dad is beaming because behind them
you can see this paneI that he made.

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I mean, he heId this paneI in his hands.
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And he said to me that he feIt connected
with something bigger than himseIf.

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And that's what I came to the VaIIey to do.
And I haven't done it.

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You can't hoId a dotcom in your hands.
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Are you having
some sort of mid-Iife crisis thing?

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I'm onIy 23.
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Go ahead and dream.
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FaIcon Fire. Making the improbabIe possibIe.
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Chicken suits. You're a genius, Andy.
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I don't know what FaIcon Fire is.
I aIready want four of 'em.

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Hey, Andy, which cock do you want?
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- What?
- For the bus ads.

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- BIowfish! Yum.
- Uh, the bIack one.

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Hey, Andy...
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Your ten has been pushed back to 12.
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Your four and three are at ten
to prep you for your two.

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It Ieaves your ten and two free for your five,
which needs to be rescheduIed.

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Your 11 and 12 are coming at ten
to prep you for your two,

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and your two has been canceIed.
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Look at those geeks. You'd think
they'd shower before a big meeting.

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Look at that ugIy IittIe contraption.
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Whatever it is, they think
it's beautifuI. And they made it.

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What's wrong, Andy?
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This morning... I feeI so disconnected.
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I'II make up for it tonight.

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