1:01:00
Ling-Ling, look!
1:01:03
Look, I help! I help you!
1:01:21
Hey, Billy.
1:01:26
Is he okay?
1:01:34
What's the matter, man?
1:01:36
You afraid the janitor's
gonna see your dingdong?
1:01:43
So, what's up
with you and the prom queen?
1:01:45
I don't know.
1:01:48
I thought everything was fine,
but I guess I was wrong.
1:01:51
See, that's why
you gotta have a spare, man.
1:01:53
That's what April is.
She's my spare.
1:01:56
Spare?
- Yeah, she's my backup.
1:01:58
I mean, she was a fun ride...
no doubt about this...
1:02:00
but she is
a previously owned vehicle.
1:02:02
I'm into that new-car smell.
1:02:04
You asshole!
1:02:08
Whoever left these towels
over here is an asshole.
1:02:17
Now, this new chick I got...
1:02:20
dude, she is gonna be
the hottest chick at the prom.
1:02:22
I bet one of her little hottie friends
would love to go out with the quarterback.
1:02:26
Oh, I don't know, man.
- Come on, man.
1:02:28
Maybe this one will put out,
unlike that cold fish, Jessica.
1:02:31
You go to hell!
1:02:36
Whoever left these showers on...
1:02:40
go to... hell.
1:02:46
Jessica's anything
but a cold fish, all right?
1:02:51
She's the most amazing girl
in the whole world.
1:02:55
Dude, you've never even
been out of California.
1:02:59
I don't care.