1:02:00
but she is
a previously owned vehicle.
1:02:02
I'm into that new-car smell.
1:02:04
You asshole!
1:02:08
Whoever left these towels
over here is an asshole.
1:02:17
Now, this new chick I got...
1:02:20
dude, she is gonna be
the hottest chick at the prom.
1:02:22
I bet one of her little hottie friends
would love to go out with the quarterback.
1:02:26
Oh, I don't know, man.
- Come on, man.
1:02:28
Maybe this one will put out,
unlike that cold fish, Jessica.
1:02:31
You go to hell!
1:02:36
Whoever left these showers on...
1:02:40
go to... hell.
1:02:46
Jessica's anything
but a cold fish, all right?
1:02:51
She's the most amazing girl
in the whole world.
1:02:55
Dude, you've never even
been out of California.
1:02:59
I don't care.
1:03:01
I love her.
1:03:03
I mean, I know she thinks I only
want to have sex with her,...
1:03:07
but that's not what it's about.
I mean, when that moment comes...
1:03:12
I want it to be perfect.
1:03:19
That is the gayest thing
I have ever heard.
1:03:25
She's the only girl that makes my heart
beat faster and slower at the same time.
1:03:33
When I'm not with her...
I'm not living.
1:03:39
I'm only existing until I can
hold her in my arms again.
1:03:47
Gay, gay, gay, gay.
1:03:57
Somebody shit in the locker.