1:22:01
I could be black
I could be white...
1:22:07
[ woman sobbing ]
1:22:13
Victor: Took a charter flight
on a DC-10 to London,
1:22:15
landed at Heathrow.
Took a cab to the city center.
1:22:17
Don't let people lie to you,
hostels are for the ugly.
1:22:19
I'm staying at Home House,
the most beautiful hotel.
1:22:21
Called a friend from school
who was selling hash,
1:22:23
but she wasn't in.
Met a couple of Brits
1:22:25
who take me to of all places,
Camden Street.
1:22:26
I flirt a bit at the Virgin
Megastore, buy some CDs,
1:22:28
then follow
some girls with pink hair.
1:22:30
I wandered around trying to get
laid until it started to rain,
1:22:32
then went back to Home House.
"Ministry of Sound" is dead,
1:22:34
so I go to "Rem Forum,"
but it's "Gay Night."
1:22:36
I find one hetero girl and we
dry-hump on the dance floor.
1:22:39
We cab it back to Home House,
I strip her clothes off
1:22:41
suck her toes and we fuck.
Hung out for four or five days,
1:22:43
met the world's biggest DJ,
Paul Oakenfold.
1:22:45
Kept missing the Changing
of the Guards.
1:22:46
Wrote my mom a postcard
I never sent, bought speed
1:22:48
from an Italian junkie trying
to sell me a stolen bike.
1:22:50
Smoked a lot of hash that had
too much tobacco in it.
1:22:52
Saw the Tate.
Saw Big Ben.
1:22:54
Ate a lot of weird
English food. It rained a lot.
1:22:56
It was expensive and I'm
jonesing-- split for Amsterdam.
1:22:58
The Dutch all know English so
I didn't have to speak Dutch,
1:23:00
which was a relief. I cruise
the red light district,
1:23:02
visit a sex show,
visit a sex museum,
1:23:04
smoke a lot of hash.
I meet a Dutch TV actress
1:23:06
and we drink absinthe
at a bar called "Absinthe."
1:23:07
The museums were cool.
Lots of Van Goghs
1:23:10
and the Vermeers were intense.
Wandered around,
1:23:11
bought a lot of pastries,
ate some intense waffles.
1:23:13
Bought some coke and I cruised
the red light district
1:23:16
I found some blonde with big
tits that reminds me of Lara.
1:23:18
I gave her 100 guilders.
In the end, she pulls me out,
1:23:20
I come between her tits even
though I'm wearing a rubber.
1:23:22
We made small talk about AIDS,
her Moroccan pimp and herself.
1:23:25
I wake to the sound
of a wino singing.
1:23:26
It's 8:00 a.m.
and hot as blazes.
1:23:28
I pretend to ice-skate
around Central Station.
1:23:30
Trade songs with a Kiwi girl,
then split for Paris
1:23:32
Wandered the Champs-Elysees,
climbed the Eiffel Tower
1:23:34
for only seven francs--
the ticket machine was broken.
1:23:36
Got the hang of the Metro,
took it everywhere.
1:23:38
Ford model party, hooked up
with a model named Karina.
1:23:41
She chugs my cock
at the Marriott, which is good.
1:23:43
Played billiards, went shopping
I think she gave me mono.
1:23:46
Drove a Ferrari that belonged
to the Saudi royal family.
1:23:48
Made out with a Dutch model
in front of the Louvre.
1:23:50
Saw the Arc de Triomphe--
almost became road kill.
1:23:52
"Oakie" invites me to Dublin,
I catch an Aer Lingus flight,
1:23:55
stay at the Morrison-- Dublin
rocks like you can't imagine.
1:23:57
Oakenfold lets me spin
some discs with him.
1:23:59
Irish girls are small
as leprechauns.