1:23:00
which was a relief. I cruise
the red light district,
1:23:02
visit a sex show,
visit a sex museum,
1:23:04
smoke a lot of hash.
I meet a Dutch TV actress
1:23:06
and we drink absinthe
at a bar called "Absinthe."
1:23:07
The museums were cool.
Lots of Van Goghs
1:23:10
and the Vermeers were intense.
Wandered around,
1:23:11
bought a lot of pastries,
ate some intense waffles.
1:23:13
Bought some coke and I cruised
the red light district
1:23:16
I found some blonde with big
tits that reminds me of Lara.
1:23:18
I gave her 100 guilders.
In the end, she pulls me out,
1:23:20
I come between her tits even
though I'm wearing a rubber.
1:23:22
We made small talk about AIDS,
her Moroccan pimp and herself.
1:23:25
I wake to the sound
of a wino singing.
1:23:26
It's 8:00 a.m.
and hot as blazes.
1:23:28
I pretend to ice-skate
around Central Station.
1:23:30
Trade songs with a Kiwi girl,
then split for Paris
1:23:32
Wandered the Champs-Elysees,
climbed the Eiffel Tower
1:23:34
for only seven francs--
the ticket machine was broken.
1:23:36
Got the hang of the Metro,
took it everywhere.
1:23:38
Ford model party, hooked up
with a model named Karina.
1:23:41
She chugs my cock
at the Marriott, which is good.
1:23:43
Played billiards, went shopping
I think she gave me mono.
1:23:46
Drove a Ferrari that belonged
to the Saudi royal family.
1:23:48
Made out with a Dutch model
in front of the Louvre.
1:23:50
Saw the Arc de Triomphe--
almost became road kill.
1:23:52
"Oakie" invites me to Dublin,
I catch an Aer Lingus flight,
1:23:55
stay at the Morrison-- Dublin
rocks like you can't imagine.
1:23:57
Oakenfold lets me spin
some discs with him.
1:23:59
Irish girls are small
as leprechauns.
1:24:01
I swap hickeys with a drunk
woman after groping my abs
1:24:03
and calling me "Mr.LA."
She strips for me
1:24:04
in the bathroom of the club.
Sneak into the Guinness factory
1:24:06
and steal some stout
so good my dick goes hard.
1:24:08
I fly to Barcelona
which is a bust.
1:24:10
Too many fat American students,
too many lame meat markets.
1:24:12
I dropped acid
at the Sagrada Familia,
1:24:14
which was a trip,
to say the least.
1:24:15
Cruise up the coast
to Museo Gala Dali,
1:24:17
but had no more acid,
which sucked.
1:24:18
Some girl from Canada
calls me on my cell,
1:24:20
so I let her listen
to the church bells.
1:24:22
Canta Cruz is beautiful
but there are no girls there,
1:24:24
just old hippies.
So I went to Switzerland
1:24:25
where, ironically, I couldn't
find anyone with the time.
1:24:27
Took Glacier Express
to Shiltone
1:24:29
which is beautiful
in a way I can't describe.
1:24:31
EuroPass into Italy,
ended up in Venice,
1:24:33
met a hot girl who looks
like Rachel Leigh Cook,
1:24:34
and speaks better English
than I do.
1:24:35
She's living for a year
on only $5.00 a day.
1:24:38
We gondola around, buy hash.
She thinks I'm a capitalist--
1:24:40
my room costs more for one
night than her entire trip.
1:24:42
She doesn't mind much when I
pay the bills. I ditch her
1:24:44
and hook up with a couple
who obviously want a threesome.
1:24:46
Much tension, but the doofus
offers to drive me to Rome,
1:24:49
an offer I jump at. Traffic's
bad, we're stopped for hours.
1:24:52
The wife's a freak.
The guy wigs out on me.
1:24:55
It's like a Polanski film.
We stop in Florence,
1:24:57
where I see some big dome.
A bomb goes off
1:24:59
I lose the weird couple, which
is probably for the best.