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I'm sorry, Santa.
Please excuse me.
:14:06
How could this happen? Is this
what you were trying to tell me?
:14:10
Great! You told him! Let's get
you dressed for that meeting.
:14:13
I can't have the meeting here.
I'm gonna have to see Charlie.
:14:17
- Number two, tell him now.
- Tell me what, guys? Come clean.
:14:21
- Santa, there's a clause.
- That would be me.
:14:24
No, I mean there's another
Santa clause.
:14:26
Curtis, in case you haven't
noticed - this time of year,
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the malls are filled with
other "Santa Clauses".
:14:31
Yes, but there's another
Santa clause.
:14:34
There was a first clause,
but also a second clause.
:14:37
Get on with it!
:14:40
When the last Santa fell off your roof
and you put on his coat, you found this.
:14:45
Right. "He who wears the coat
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takes on the responsibilities
of Santa Claus."
:14:50
And the rest
would be history, right?
:14:52
But it seems our number two elf,
the keeper of the handbook,
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overlooked the single
most important detail
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in the history of Christmas!
:15:03
Wow! One mistake in 900 years.
:15:07
Look.
:15:10
- I can't see that.
- Better now?
:15:12
- Or now?
- Well...
:15:14
- Better now?
- It's gettin' there.
:15:16
- Or now?
- I can't see anything.
:15:20
I see. Good, good, good.
I see it. OK.
:15:23
"The card holder acknowledges
a woman of his choosing..."
:15:26
"True love... Not valid
in the state of Utah..."
:15:31
"Holy...
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matrimony?!"
:15:36
- I gotta get married!
- Yes.
:15:39
It's... the Mrs clause.
:15:45
What if I don't want
to get married?
:15:49
Oh, dear. The de-Santification
process has begun!
:15:52
The de-Santification?
:15:55
Are you telling me that clause
says if I don't get married...