:15:01
	in the history of Christmas!
:15:03
	Wow! One mistake in 900 years.
:15:07
	Look.
:15:10
	- I can't see that.
- Better now?
:15:12
	- Or now?
- Well...
:15:14
	- Better now?
- It's gettin' there.
:15:16
	- Or now?
- I can't see anything.
:15:20
	I see. Good, good, good.
I see it. OK.
:15:23
	"The card holder acknowledges
a woman of his choosing..."
:15:26
	"True love... Not valid
in the state of Utah..."
:15:31
	"Holy...
:15:34
	matrimony?!"
:15:36
	- I gotta get married!
- Yes.
:15:39
	It's... the Mrs clause.
:15:45
	What if I don't want
to get married?
:15:49
	Oh, dear. The de-Santification
process has begun!
:15:52
	The de-Santification?
:15:55
	Are you telling me that clause
says if I don't get married...
:16:00
	I don't get to be
Santa any more?
:16:06
	Wh-... what about the kids?
:16:10
	What about the elves?
:16:14
	- What about you guys?
- It's not completely hopeless.
:16:17
	You still have time
to find a wife.
:16:19
	- How much time do I have?
- 28 days.
:16:23
	28 days? So I've gotta...
find a wife by Christmas.
:16:26
	Actually, Christmas Eve.
:16:32
	- I guess it's over.
- No! You can't think that way!
:16:35
	Please, don't give up hope.
:16:39
	Cos if you do, then we have to.
:16:52
	- Whoa!
:16:57
	Christmas is getting
very complicated.