:18:00
Thank you, Santa. Can we
vote now on the Molarnator?
:18:02
All in favour of a name change
for Tooth Fairy?
:18:06
All right. And all opposed?
:18:09
Easter Bunny?
:18:12
- Sandman?
- Wha-...?
:18:14
What happened?
Was I asleep again?
:18:17
Name change for the Tooth Fairy.
Yes or no?
:18:20
No. I'm sorry.
:18:23
All right. Next item on the
agenda. Santa? Status report.
:18:26
OK. First, welcome to the North
Pole. Great to have you here.
:18:30
This is our big time of year,
so things are busy as usual.
:18:33
There's a little speed bump
in the road this year.
:18:36
- You all know Charlie.
- I love Charlie!
:18:39
- Great kid.
- Good boy.
:18:41
- Sweet kid.
- Good teeth.
:18:43
Well, Charlie...
got himself on the naughty list.
:18:46
- What?!
- Oh, my!
:18:48
I'm struggling with the timing,
cos it's...
:18:51
I gotta be up here and I've also
got to take care of Charlie...
:18:54
That's every parent's dilemma:
:18:56
how to balance
work and children.
:18:59
Most people lose sleep over that.
:19:01
Tell me about it! I have 33,000
offspring. All in private school.
:19:08
Well, to top it off... I have to get
married by Christmas Eve.
:19:12
- What?!
- Otherwise I stop being Santa.
:19:15
- What?!
- No!
:19:16
The de-Santification process
has already begun.
:19:19
Wait a minute.
:19:21
You do look thinner, and...
:19:23
- Your beard is shorter! Right?
- You're right!
:19:26
Apparently,
it's called the Mrs clause.
:19:29
Don't mess with me, Santa.
I'm pre-El Nino.
:19:31
No, I'm not messing with
anybody. What I'm saying is...
:19:35
I have to find a wife in...
:19:36
27 days, 20 hours
and 1 7 minutes.
:19:41
- Wow!
- It's what I do.
:19:45
Wait a minute. Cupid!
Cupid, come over here.
:19:47
- What do you need?
- Shoot me with a dart.
:19:49
- Then I'll fall in love.
- First of all, they're arrows.
:19:53
Second of all, no can do.
:19:54
- Why not?
- Arrows have no effect on us.
:19:57
If they did, I would have shot
myself, met a nice girl,