:19:01
Tell me about it! I have 33,000
offspring. All in private school.
:19:08
Well, to top it off... I have to get
married by Christmas Eve.
:19:12
- What?!
- Otherwise I stop being Santa.
:19:15
- What?!
- No!
:19:16
The de-Santification process
has already begun.
:19:19
Wait a minute.
:19:21
You do look thinner, and...
:19:23
- Your beard is shorter! Right?
- You're right!
:19:26
Apparently,
it's called the Mrs clause.
:19:29
Don't mess with me, Santa.
I'm pre-El Nino.
:19:31
No, I'm not messing with
anybody. What I'm saying is...
:19:35
I have to find a wife in...
:19:36
27 days, 20 hours
and 1 7 minutes.
:19:41
- Wow!
- It's what I do.
:19:45
Wait a minute. Cupid!
Cupid, come over here.
:19:47
- What do you need?
- Shoot me with a dart.
:19:49
- Then I'll fall in love.
- First of all, they're arrows.
:19:53
Second of all, no can do.
:19:54
- Why not?
- Arrows have no effect on us.
:19:57
If they did, I would have shot
myself, met a nice girl,
:20:00
Ieft the business years ago.
:20:02
- Enough with the questions.
- You can't stop being Santa.
:20:05
I don't want to.
:20:06
Kids are 86 per cent happier
since you've taken the job.
:20:09
- He's right.
- This is all I want to do.
:20:12
But what am I gonna do?
:20:15
Well, you...
:20:17
You can't be two places at once.
:20:21
Maybe you can be.
:20:23
OK, everyone, can I get the
room for a minute? Thank you.
:20:26
Can I just...? One minute.
Take a cocoa break.
:20:29
Have a nice long break.
Relax, everyone.
:20:32
I want to show Santa some improvements
on the pantograph. Thanks.
:20:35
Walk with me. I've tripled the RAM
and reconfigured the circuitry.
:20:41
I see you've externalised
the power source
:20:44
to make better use of
the electromagnetic energy.
:20:46
No, it's just there
cos it looks really cool.
:20:49
Yeah, it does.
:20:51
Wait a minute.
You tripled the RAM.
:20:54
I see where this is going. I am
not getting in that machine.
:20:57
Besides, creating a copy of
Santa won't solve our problems.