:45:03
- What's going on?
- I'm checking the naughty-nice list.
:45:07
- I'm checking it twice.
- I already told you!
:45:11
It's been checked. Don't worry.
:45:13
I do worry.
There's a lot of mistakes.
:45:15
I'll give you
a big fat for instance!
:45:17
In Denmark, there's a guy
named Sven Halstrom right here.
:45:20
He's a Dane. He was wiping
his nose on his sister's shirt.
:45:24
Yuk! That's not very nice!
And yet he's on the nice list.
:45:28
We try to cut most children
slack this time of year.
:45:31
I don't understand that!
Kids are misbehaving everywhere.
:45:35
They're running with scissors.
They're sticky.
:45:38
"I'm not gonna stop this car!"
"No, we're not there yet!"
:45:41
"Brush your teeth!"
"Pick up those clothes!"
:45:43
It goes on and on.
:45:45
But they're just kids!
Everybody misbehaves some time.
:45:49
But according to
The Santa Handbook,
:45:52
naughty kids get lumps of coal
in their stockings. Right?
:45:55
We will make stockings.
:45:57
In my opinion, they should all
get coal in their stockings.
:46:02
- Don't you?
- No! That's not how it works!
:46:04
Get me the naughty-nice list.
Get me every list!
:46:07
Get me everything.
:46:19
Mr O'Reilly, Mr Leary.
:46:22
You in charge of the gangbangers?
:46:24
They're students,
actually, and yes.
:46:26
Keep 'em away from the car.
It's new.
:46:28
I don't need some delinquent
kids scratchin' it up.
:46:30
They're not delinquents.
And don't worry about your car.
:46:34
I'd worry about your legs
in those shorts.
:46:36
I thought only swimmers
shaved their legs!
:46:39
Whoa, good one!
:46:40
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
:46:42
- Brought you coffee.
- Thank you.
:46:45
- So you have a nice-guy side.
- I'm a man of many sides.
:46:49
I'm a puzzle.
I'm a Rubik's Cube with pants.
:46:52
- A laugh! Actual laugh.
:46:55
- Dad, it doesn't come off.
- It's not supposed to come off.
:46:58
Hence you've got to be
careful where you put it.