1:04:00
and keep the mittens
where I can see them.
1:04:02
Your dad is hanging with
Principal Newman?
1:04:05
- Is he dating her?
- No.
1:04:07
Go to your homes.
Uh... pelt the ones you love.
1:04:11
- And a merry Christmas!
1:04:13
- That is really gross, man.
- Shut up.
1:04:29
There are things about me you
should know. Personal things.
1:04:32
We don't need to
rush things, Scott.
1:04:35
I think you need to
know these things.
1:04:37
OK.
1:04:39
Um...
1:04:44
Remember the mistletoe,
how it just showed up?
1:04:46
- Yes.
- And the sleigh.
1:04:48
- How magical that was?
- Yes.
1:04:50
Secret Santa Claus?
1:04:52
- That was me.
- Yeah?
1:04:57
I'm not this size much. I'm
usually much bigger than this.
1:05:01
So am I sometimes.
1:05:02
I have a big white beard
that's beautiful.
1:05:05
- I don't.
- I work a long way from home.
1:05:07
When I get back home,
I sleep for a long time.
1:05:10
See? OK.
It's not so bad so far.
1:05:12
You work far away from home
and you sleep a lot.
1:05:15
You've never been to prison
and you don't wear socks with sandals.
1:05:19
Well...
1:05:22
I'm Santa Claus.
1:05:24
What?
1:05:26
The suit, the red suit's real.
The North Pole is a place.
1:05:30
There are elves. They make toys.
They're beautiful and it's real.
1:05:34
- I exist.
- That's not funny.
1:05:36
- It's magical.
- Cut it out.
1:05:38
I'm telling the truth.
1:05:39
I told you something personal
from my childhood
1:05:41
and now you're making a joke
out of it and it's not funny. It hurts.
1:05:45
I know how hard this is to
believe, but connect the dots.
1:05:50
- Think what's happened.
- I know what's going on.
1:05:53
- Think about the little girl.
- You felt something for me.
1:05:56
Now you're acting like a mental
patient because you're scared.
1:05:59
- I deliver gifts in a sleigh.
- lncredible.