1:05:01
So am I sometimes.
1:05:02
I have a big white beard
that's beautiful.
1:05:05
- I don't.
- I work a long way from home.
1:05:07
When I get back home,
I sleep for a long time.
1:05:10
See? OK.
It's not so bad so far.
1:05:12
You work far away from home
and you sleep a lot.
1:05:15
You've never been to prison
and you don't wear socks with sandals.
1:05:19
Well...
1:05:22
I'm Santa Claus.
1:05:24
What?
1:05:26
The suit, the red suit's real.
The North Pole is a place.
1:05:30
There are elves. They make toys.
They're beautiful and it's real.
1:05:34
- I exist.
- That's not funny.
1:05:36
- It's magical.
- Cut it out.
1:05:38
I'm telling the truth.
1:05:39
I told you something personal
from my childhood
1:05:41
and now you're making a joke
out of it and it's not funny. It hurts.
1:05:45
I know how hard this is to
believe, but connect the dots.
1:05:50
- Think what's happened.
- I know what's going on.
1:05:53
- Think about the little girl.
- You felt something for me.
1:05:56
Now you're acting like a mental
patient because you're scared.
1:05:59
- I deliver gifts in a sleigh.
- lncredible.
1:06:02
I go down chimneys with burning
logs and I still deliver gifts.
1:06:06
I'm not scared.
That's not what this is.
1:06:08
If you're trying to
push me away, it's working.
1:06:10
Carol, don't make me leave.
1:06:12
Please.
1:06:42
- How could you pick her?
- I didn't.
1:06:44
You don't care any more.
1:06:45
I care more about you
than anybody.
1:06:48
But it's a two-way street.
1:06:50
- You won't confide in me.
- You want it? Here it is.
1:06:53
- What? Talk to me.
- I don't live a normal life.
1:06:56
- You live a great life here.
- Just listen to me!
1:06:59
My friends get to go around
saying, "My dad's a plumber."