:00:27
Christina Walters?
:00:29
God, I haven't heard that name in ages.
:00:32
The kind of woman
who can get any guy she wants,
:00:35
That's Christina Walters.
:00:37
We dated briefly,
but she's not the commitment type.
:00:42
She's a player. She just likes to have fun.
:00:45
I met Christina at a bar. Hot piece of ass.
:00:48
Totally hit it off. All night long we dance.
I buy her drinks.
:00:52
At the end of the night, she just splits.
:00:56
I lay down all that groundwork for nothing.
:01:00
Lesbian.
:01:03
She gave me her number. It's been three days.
:01:06
I saw Swingeer. I know how these things work.
:01:08
Hello, and welcome to AOL Moviefone,
:01:11
I stay up nights trying to figure out
why she said she'd call and didn't.
:01:15
Maybe she wanted to call and that's why
she said she was going to call, but...
:01:20
"Christina"
:01:24
"Christina"
:01:27
You know, there ought to be
some kind of a signal...
:01:31
...to let us guys know
when we are talking to a lesbian.
:01:37
So we don't waste our time.
:01:40
Prolonged impotence is very common
after a breakup.
:01:44
Lots of men suffer from it.
:01:46
They just don't talk about it.
Not like me, gabbing away. Gab, gab.
:01:50
But, even still,
because she said she was going to call...
:01:54
...she should've called
to say she wasn't going to call...
:01:57
...and I would've thanked her for calling...
:01:59
All right. Okay .