:04:02
Trying to squeeze every penny
out of their miserable, cheating spouses.
:04:06
You go get them, woman,
:04:08
I'll order a pizza and stay in tonight.
:04:11
Okay, but if we do that,
you know what will have to happen.
:04:14
Girl, I've been shaking my ass
all the way up this hill.
:04:18
Which track?
:04:19
Track three. Oh, yeah!
:04:22
Koochie!
:04:38
Is your granny here? What's going on?
:04:41
It's Jane. She loves this song.
:04:47
Jane, what's up?
:04:52
He dumped me.
:04:54
Kevin dumped me.
:04:56
It was just three days
before our one-year anniversary.
:05:00
- Baby.
- Maybe he just freaked out.
:05:03
He will call up tomorrow when he realizes
what a huge mistake he made.
:05:07
- He's probably going through that whole...
- No.
:05:10
He says he's been wanting this for six months.
:05:12
He says he's been dying inside
ever since I brought over my garment bag.
:05:18
- Honey.
- What?
:05:21
We're all guilty of it.
You made yourself too available.
:05:25
It's a classic mistake, sweetheart.
:05:27
- Yeah.
- Not according to this.
:05:30
"Commandment four."
:05:33
"True Love: The Ten Commandments."
:05:35
"Commandment number four:
Thou shalt be open to love's possibilities.
:05:39
"Boundaries are the enemies of love."
:05:42
Sweetie, you know what?
This book is relationship propaganda.
:05:46
Listen to me.
:05:48
Dating is all about boundaries.
:05:52
Honey, you have to protect yourself.
:05:54
We've all had our heart stomped on
one too many times...
:05:57
...because we served it to them
on a big old platter.