:11:00
What if Jane was the girl of your dreams,
but you'll never know?
:11:03
That is the sweetest thing.
:11:05
I never thought I'd meet her
by having somebody grab me and say:
:11:08
"Man, I have good woman for you.
She is very hot and sweet.
:11:12
"Jane! Dance for the man!"
:11:14
- Maybe that's your problem.
- What?
:11:17
Maybe if you didn't play it so safe,
Mr. Safety-Poo...
:11:20
...you might meet a girl you could have fun with.
:11:23
This brilliant love advice comes
from one who loves to play games with men.
:11:27
Always in control.
That way, she never has to get too close.
:11:31
Nice manners, by the way.
:11:37
Where the hell did that guy... Jane?
:11:40
What's up with you?
:11:43
Nothing. What's up with you?
:11:48
I can't believe he brought that bitch
to our bar.
:11:50
- This is our bar.
- Forget her, she's a skeev.
:11:54
- But is she prettier than me?
- Of course not, you're beautiful.
:11:57
Oh, my God, you fucking bitch!
:12:01
I can't believe you grabbed his ass.
:12:02
He comes right into my face
and starts telling me all this stupid stuff...
:12:06
...about how I like to play games
and be in control so I never get too close.
:12:10
Can you believe him?
:12:13
- What?
- Nothing.
:12:15
- I've never seen you act like this before.
- Act like what?
:12:18
They're fake.
:12:20
All bah-jiggity about some guy.
:12:22
- Bah-jiggity?
- Yeah.
:12:24
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to stare.
:12:26
It's cool. It's why I got them.
:12:29
- I'm not bah-jiggity.
- You are so bah-jiggity.
:12:31
They look real.
:12:33
Thank you. You can touch it if you want to.
:12:35
No.
:12:36
- Touch it. She likes it.
- Go ahead. It feels real, huh?
:12:40
If I'm bah-jiggity about this guy Peter,
it's because you're telling me I am.
:12:44
- Oh, my God.
- What?
:12:47
You've named the puppy.
:12:48
- I did not.
- You just called him Peter.
:12:50
- I did?
- You've got to feel these things.
:12:53
I'm psychic and I knew his name was Peter.
:12:57
- Knock your socks off.
- So soft.