:10:00
I just pinched his ass.
:10:02
I'm sorry. Hi.
:10:03
- Hi. What's your name?
- Peter.
:10:06
Peter, this is my friend, Jane.
Jane would love to dance.
:10:11
I don't mean to be rude,
but I have some friends waiting for me.
:10:15
Nice to meet you, though.
:10:18
- He hated me. I suck.
- You don't suck. That guy was a dick.
:10:21
I'll make sure that you have fun tonight
if it's the last thing...
:10:25
What did you call me?
:10:30
You just called me a dick. I heard you.
Why am I a dick?
:10:33
Because I didn't like the way
you treated my friend.
:10:36
I didn't do anything to your friend.
:10:39
You barely gave her the time of day.
:10:42
You tried to pawn me off on her
and I didn't go for it.
:10:45
You should be so lucky to even talk
to someone as hot and sweet as Jane.
:10:49
Excuse me.
:10:50
I wasn't suggesting you get married.
I just thought you could get it on.
:10:55
What? Get it on?
:10:57
You know nothing about me.
What if I'm some psycho serial killer?
:11:00
What if Jane was the girl of your dreams,
but you'll never know?
:11:03
That is the sweetest thing.
:11:05
I never thought I'd meet her
by having somebody grab me and say:
:11:08
"Man, I have good woman for you.
She is very hot and sweet.
:11:12
"Jane! Dance for the man!"
:11:14
- Maybe that's your problem.
- What?
:11:17
Maybe if you didn't play it so safe,
Mr. Safety-Poo...
:11:20
...you might meet a girl you could have fun with.
:11:23
This brilliant love advice comes
from one who loves to play games with men.
:11:27
Always in control.
That way, she never has to get too close.
:11:31
Nice manners, by the way.
:11:37
Where the hell did that guy... Jane?
:11:40
What's up with you?
:11:43
Nothing. What's up with you?
:11:48
I can't believe he brought that bitch
to our bar.
:11:50
- This is our bar.
- Forget her, she's a skeev.
:11:54
- But is she prettier than me?
- Of course not, you're beautiful.
:11:57
Oh, my God, you fucking bitch!