:04:09
(gurgIes)
:04:15
(farts)
:04:23
Uh!
:04:31
- (fart roars)
- Aaah!
:04:36
That time,
Dad went to hospital for ages.
:04:39
When he got home,
he had to work nearly all the time.
:04:44
(mother) Don't go, pIease!
:04:46
ln the end, Dad decided
to go to work forever.
:04:49
- (car engine starts)
- I can't do it any more!
:04:51
- (waiIs)
- (sobs) Get away from the car.
:04:55
(mother waiIs)
:04:59
After that, my sister Denise
didn't talk to me much.
:05:07
Even my mum
went a bit quiet.
:05:18
Got your Iunchbox?
:05:19
So l was really looking forward
to going to school...
:05:21
..and making some friends.
:05:24
Give Mummy a kiss.
:05:25
- (farts)
- Oh.
:05:27
(teacher) Morning, children!
:05:29
(children) Morning, Miss Little.
:05:33
Children, this is Patrick Smash.
:05:35
Patrick Smash, say hello.
:05:39
(Ioud fart)
:05:40
lt wasn't a good start.
:05:42
- (chiIdren chant) Fart boy!
- Sit down, chiIdren.
:05:45
All the kids pointed
and shouted.
:05:49
Except one.
:05:53
That was the day l met Alan.
:05:55
(chuckIes and farts)