:05:07
Even my mum
went a bit quiet.
:05:18
Got your Iunchbox?
:05:19
So l was really looking forward
to going to school...
:05:21
..and making some friends.
:05:24
Give Mummy a kiss.
:05:25
- (farts)
- Oh.
:05:27
(teacher) Morning, children!
:05:29
(children) Morning, Miss Little.
:05:33
Children, this is Patrick Smash.
:05:35
Patrick Smash, say hello.
:05:39
(Ioud fart)
:05:40
lt wasn't a good start.
:05:42
- (chiIdren chant) Fart boy!
- Sit down, chiIdren.
:05:45
All the kids pointed
and shouted.
:05:49
Except one.
:05:53
That was the day l met Alan.
:05:55
(chuckIes and farts)
:06:00
We did everything together.
:06:03
l don't know what it was,
wejust clicked.
:06:06
Alan was great.
He liked me for who l was.
:06:09
And he didn't care
about my problem.
:06:12
(Ioud fart)
:06:14
Alan had no sense ofsmell.
:06:20
Alan was my best friend.
:06:24
Alan was my only friend.
:06:27
But every day was a constant
struggle with my problem.
:06:31
And every day, l tried to avoid...
:06:34
..Damon.
:06:35
Look who it isn't.
Patrick Smash.
:06:38
What are you doing in my corner
of the pIayground, Smash?
:06:41
You ain't nothing
but a big, fat Ioser.
:06:43
Give us your Iunchbox.
:06:45
(chiIdren shout and Iaugh)
:06:49
- Ugh. What's this crap?
- It's speciaI food,...
:06:53
..to heIp me with my probIem.
:06:56
No, it's not. It's crap!
:06:58
I want jam tomorrow. AII right?