:06:00
We did everything together.
:06:03
l don't know what it was,
wejust clicked.
:06:06
Alan was great.
He liked me for who l was.
:06:09
And he didn't care
about my problem.
:06:12
(Ioud fart)
:06:14
Alan had no sense ofsmell.
:06:20
Alan was my best friend.
:06:24
Alan was my only friend.
:06:27
But every day was a constant
struggle with my problem.
:06:31
And every day, l tried to avoid...
:06:34
..Damon.
:06:35
Look who it isn't.
Patrick Smash.
:06:38
What are you doing in my corner
of the pIayground, Smash?
:06:41
You ain't nothing
but a big, fat Ioser.
:06:43
Give us your Iunchbox.
:06:45
(chiIdren shout and Iaugh)
:06:49
- Ugh. What's this crap?
- It's speciaI food,...
:06:53
..to heIp me with my probIem.
:06:56
No, it's not. It's crap!
:06:58
I want jam tomorrow. AII right?
:07:00
HeIIo, Patrick.
:07:02
- How progresses the day?
- AII right, thanks, AIan.
:07:05
Oh, no! We've been invaded by
creatures from the pIanet Zorg!
:07:09
(boys giggIe)
:07:10
The nearest star, Proxima Centaura,
is four Iight years away.
:07:15
It is debatabIe
that this steIIar body...
:07:18
..hoIds within
its gravitationaI puII...
:07:20
..a pIanetary system of any kind,...
:07:22
..Iet aIone one that goes by
the appeIIation of Zorg.
:07:25
- If we widen our...
- Shut up, Zorg boy.
:07:28
Good one, Damon.
:07:30
You suck, Zorg boy!
:07:31
(kicks Iunchbox) Idiot.
:07:34
What am I, Patrick?
:07:37
Um...
:07:39
AIan?
:07:40
I'm a bIithering idiot.
:07:42
My attempt to embarrass them
with my astrophysics...
:07:45
..was, quite frankIy,
a fooIish waste of time.
:07:48
AIan, why do you taIk
in that funny way?
:07:52
I speak with cIarity
and precision.
:07:55
The abiIity to utiIise Ianguage
is just one of my many taIents,...
:07:59
..taIents which wiII enabIe me
to reaIise my dream.