:10:00
Ah!
:10:05
(Iong, Ioud fart)
:10:10
(chiIdren groan)
:10:16
(steamy whoosh)
:10:20
(headmistress) Smash!
:10:24
You have ruined
Sir John's visit!
:10:28
You are,
without a shadow of a doubt,...
:10:30
..the fouIest IittIe creature
to waIk the earth.
:10:33
Now, get out!
:10:35
That was the worst day
ofmy life, ever.
:10:39
Fart boy!
:10:41
(Headmistress)
I'm sorry. TerribIy sorry.
:10:45
WouId you Iike to retire
to the staff room...
:10:47
..for a Bourbon biscuit
and a cup of tea?
:10:50
There you go, sweetheart.
:10:59
There's your beans.
:11:03
l'd had enough.
:11:04
l was fed up.
:11:06
At moments like this,
l'd think about my dream.
:11:10
(TV) The latest rocket
in the Zeus programme...
:11:13
(Patrick) l dreamed that one day
l'd become a spaceman.
:11:20
(TV) ..for a series ofcomplex,
highly technical experiments...
:11:24
..in zero gravity.
:11:25
Oh. And there she goes.
:11:29
There she does indeed go.
:11:33
''Dear Space Centre. Today
l watched the space launch on TV. '
:11:38
''l want to be a spaceman. ''
:11:41
''But l have a problem. ''
:11:43
''l cannot control my arse. ''
:11:45
''Would that be a worry?''
:11:47
''Love, Patrick Smash. ''
:11:49
(TV) l'mjoined now
by General Ed Sheppard,...
:11:52
..commander-in-chiefofoperations
at the US Space Centre.
:11:55
General,
that was an incredible launch.
:11:58
You must be... over the moon.