:11:03
l'd had enough.
:11:04
l was fed up.
:11:06
At moments like this,
l'd think about my dream.
:11:10
(TV) The latest rocket
in the Zeus programme...
:11:13
(Patrick) l dreamed that one day
l'd become a spaceman.
:11:20
(TV) ..for a series ofcomplex,
highly technical experiments...
:11:24
..in zero gravity.
:11:25
Oh. And there she goes.
:11:29
There she does indeed go.
:11:33
''Dear Space Centre. Today
l watched the space launch on TV. '
:11:38
''l want to be a spaceman. ''
:11:41
''But l have a problem. ''
:11:43
''l cannot control my arse. ''
:11:45
''Would that be a worry?''
:11:47
''Love, Patrick Smash. ''
:11:49
(TV) l'mjoined now
by General Ed Sheppard,...
:11:52
..commander-in-chiefofoperations
at the US Space Centre.
:11:55
General,
that was an incredible launch.
:11:58
You must be... over the moon.
:12:01
- (chuckIes)
- lndeed we are, Todd.
:12:03
Tell us, General,
what makes an astronaut?
:12:06
l'll tell you what makes
an astronaut, Todd.
:12:09
You gotta be focused,
determined...
:12:11
..and in complete control
ofyourself.
:12:14
But most ofall,
all ofmy astronauts,...
:12:17
..each and every one
has worked hard...
:12:20
..to overcome their problems.
:12:22
And each one ofthem...
:12:24
..is a uniquely gifted individual.
:12:28
(Todd) The crew must be
really special people.
:12:31
General, thank you for taking
the time to talk to us today.
:12:35
- And good luck with the mission.
- Thank you, Todd.
:12:39
And cake news.:
:12:41
Today, a local lady
achieved national...
:12:43
Overcome my probIems.
:12:46
UniqueIy gifted individuaI.
:12:53
AIan.
:12:55
(Alan) Fascinating!
:12:56
So you wouId Iike me
to eIiminate...
:12:58
..that which has made you
an outsider...