:12:01
- (chuckIes)
- lndeed we are, Todd.
:12:03
Tell us, General,
what makes an astronaut?
:12:06
l'll tell you what makes
an astronaut, Todd.
:12:09
You gotta be focused,
determined...
:12:11
..and in complete control
ofyourself.
:12:14
But most ofall,
all ofmy astronauts,...
:12:17
..each and every one
has worked hard...
:12:20
..to overcome their problems.
:12:22
And each one ofthem...
:12:24
..is a uniquely gifted individual.
:12:28
(Todd) The crew must be
really special people.
:12:31
General, thank you for taking
the time to talk to us today.
:12:35
- And good luck with the mission.
- Thank you, Todd.
:12:39
And cake news.:
:12:41
Today, a local lady
achieved national...
:12:43
Overcome my probIems.
:12:46
UniqueIy gifted individuaI.
:12:53
AIan.
:12:55
(Alan) Fascinating!
:12:56
So you wouId Iike me
to eIiminate...
:12:58
..that which has made you
an outsider...
:13:00
..in the eyes of society?
:13:02
No, AIan. It's my arse.
:13:05
I want you to make something
to stop me farting.
:13:09
My fIying machine
is proving to be...
:13:11
..a greater chaIIenge
than anticipated.
:13:13
It shouId work, but it doesn't.
:13:15
The fIight competition
is stiII a week away,...
:13:18
..so a day's respite
wiII cIear my mind.
:13:21
Yes, Patrick.
:13:22
I will construct a machine
and before you know it,...
:13:26
..you wiII be in totaI controI
of your sphincter.
:13:29
Does that mean
you're going to heIp me?
:13:31
Quite so, Patrick. Now, Ieave me.
:13:33
(echoing) There is work to be done.
:13:37
So with Alan's help,
l felt sure we would succeed.
:13:45
But things were already
happening around us...
:13:47
..that would change our lives...
:13:49
..in ways we could
never have guessed.
:13:56
(shutter whirs and cIicks)