:25:00
- (gIass smashes)
- (fart)
:25:04
You!
:25:05
Boy! Yes, you.
:25:07
What's your name?
:25:09
No!
:25:10
Don't run away!
:25:17
(grunts and puffs)
:25:28
Sir John!
:25:29
That note! It was beautifuI.
:25:32
SimpIy remarkabIe.
:25:33
Amazing.
:25:35
OnIy PIacido P PIaceedo
has ever reached it before.
:25:41
UntiI now, sir.
:25:42
Gosh! You couId be
the worId's number one.
:25:45
What? Oh, no, no.
:25:48
That was the chiId who...
:25:50
The chiId, sir? I...
:25:54
The chiId!
:25:59
You were right, Patrick.
You do have a gift. Why,...
:26:02
..the configuration of stomachs...
:26:05
..puts me in mind
of a fission chamber...
:26:08
..coupIed with some kind
of propuIsion moduIe.
:26:11
This is exactIy what
I've been Iooking for!
:26:16
Yes!
:26:17
I might even use
the thunderpants.
:26:19
This couId be revoIutionary!
Patrick, my friend,...
:26:23
..my fIying machine
wiII succeed after aII.
:26:27
What am I, Patrick?
:26:29
- Er,...
- (Alan's voice) l'm a genius.
:26:31
- A genius?
- No! No, no, no. WeII, yes.
:26:34
ActuaIIy, I am a genius,
but I am aIso an imbeciIe.
:26:38
The very thing
I've been trying to contain...
:26:41
..is the very thing...
:26:42
..that wiII make us
saiI through the heavens!
:26:46
It's the annuaI madness...
:26:48
..of the non-assisted fIight
competition.
:26:50
A handsome cash purse awaits
the first man or woman...
:26:53
..who can traveI 100 feet...
:26:55
..without the use of motors, engines,
power ceIIs or fossiI fueIs.
:26:58
WorId-famous tenor
Sir John Osgood,...