:26:02
..the configuration of stomachs...
:26:05
..puts me in mind
of a fission chamber...
:26:08
..coupIed with some kind
of propuIsion moduIe.
:26:11
This is exactIy what
I've been Iooking for!
:26:16
Yes!
:26:17
I might even use
the thunderpants.
:26:19
This couId be revoIutionary!
Patrick, my friend,...
:26:23
..my fIying machine
wiII succeed after aII.
:26:27
What am I, Patrick?
:26:29
- Er,...
- (Alan's voice) l'm a genius.
:26:31
- A genius?
- No! No, no, no. WeII, yes.
:26:34
ActuaIIy, I am a genius,
but I am aIso an imbeciIe.
:26:38
The very thing
I've been trying to contain...
:26:41
..is the very thing...
:26:42
..that wiII make us
saiI through the heavens!
:26:46
It's the annuaI madness...
:26:48
..of the non-assisted fIight
competition.
:26:50
A handsome cash purse awaits
the first man or woman...
:26:53
..who can traveI 100 feet...
:26:55
..without the use of motors, engines,
power ceIIs or fossiI fueIs.
:26:58
WorId-famous tenor
Sir John Osgood,...
:27:01
..EngIand's answer
to PIacido P PIaceedo,...
:27:03
..has joined us
to present the winning prize.
:27:06
Sir John has found time
in his busy scheduIe,...
:27:08
..rehearsing for his worId tour,...
:27:10
..where he hopes to reach
the high note...
:27:12
..in BartoreIIi's
UnperformabIe Seventh.
:27:14
Just pop you there.
:27:17
Ladies and gentIemen,...
:27:19
..pIease put your hands together...
:27:21
..for the second-best tenor
in the worId,...
:27:25
Sir John...
:27:26
- ..Osgood!
- (cheering)
:27:44
- Radishes? Curried eggs?
- Check!
:27:46
- Runner beans? Courgettes?
- Check!
:27:48
- Aubergine? Cabbage?
- Check!
:27:50
- Spinach?
- Check!
:27:51
Sprouts?
:27:54
No. You said
you'd bring sprouts.
:27:56
I most assuredIy did not.
:27:58
You did, AIan. I remember.