:44:05
(cries out)
:44:06
(farts)
:44:07
(tunefuI squeaI dies,
fart continues)
:44:14
(farting continues)
:44:29
(squeaIs with deIight)
:44:32
- Fake!
- (audience gasps)
:44:35
- He is a fake!
- (audience gasps)
:44:37
(muttering)
:44:45
It's the boy...
:44:46
..who is singing the note...
:44:49
..through his short trousers!
:44:51
- (audience gasps)
- No! Madonna!
:44:53
It is I and onIy I,...
:44:55
..PIacido P PIaceedo,...
:44:57
..who is the number one singer...
:45:00
..in the worId!
:45:02
And you, sir, are number two!
:45:06
(astonished gasps)
:45:08
(audience)
Bravissimo! PIaceedo!
:45:12
(creaking)
:45:16
Ah!
:45:18
- (crash)
- (audience screams)
:45:21
(commotion)
:45:27
- Read all about it!
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:45:29
Flatulent boy held!
:45:33
(ltalian reporter) ll mondo dell'
opera, un crudele assassino...
:45:36
(Japanese reporter) Kyo,
sekai namba wan no opera...
:45:38
(Spanish reporter)
Todo esta revuelto....
:45:40
(US reporter) The opera world
was in turmoil today...
:45:43
..when the world's number one
opera star was slain,...
:45:45
..in a complex conspiracy...
:45:47
..led by criminal mastermind
Patrick Smash.
:45:50
Placido P Placeedo
was killed instantly...
:45:53
..when a spotlight in Rome's
Roma opera house...
:45:55
..fell from the lighting rig,
shaken loose by Patrick Smash.