Thunderpants

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..in the worId!

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And you, sir, are number two!

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(astonished gasps)

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(audience)
Bravissimo! PIaceedo!

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(creaking)

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Ah!

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- (crash)
- (audience screams)

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(commotion)

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Flatulent boy held!

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(ltalian reporter) ll mondo dell'
opera, un crudele assassino...

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(Japanese reporter) Kyo,
sekai namba wan no opera...

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(Spanish reporter)
Todo esta revuelto....

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(US reporter) The opera world
was in turmoil today...

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..when the world's number one
opera star was slain,...

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..in a complex conspiracy...

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..led by criminal mastermind
Patrick Smash.

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Placido P Placeedo
was killed instantly...

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..when a spotlight in Rome's
Roma opera house...

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..fell from the lighting rig,
shaken loose by Patrick Smash.

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(reporter)
Are you a murderer, Patrick?

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l didn't mean to kill Mr Ceedo.

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And l didn't know it was wrong
to sing the high bit with my arse.

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ljust want to find
my friendAlan.

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ljust want to be Patrick
andAlan, the team, again.

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l want to put my gift
and your genius together,...

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..so we can reach for the stars.

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l miss you, Alan.

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And l'm scared.

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(reporters and policemen shout)

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Is that him?

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Yes, that's him.

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That's Patrick.

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