1:00:03
(chiIdren) Mm-hm.
1:00:04
This is the design of the
revoIutionary new jet engine,...
1:00:08
..the prototype for which...
1:00:11
..was buiIt into the rescue rocket.
1:00:13
But the engine coupIing...
1:00:15
..was fused
with the booster housing!
1:00:17
(tuts) That is
my father's department.
1:00:20
And this is a computer modeI
of your stomachs.
1:00:24
You see, you have that
revoIutionary new engine...
1:00:27
..there in your shorts, Patrick!
1:00:29
Jose worked
on the moduIe coupIing.
1:00:33
Yes. You wiII sit in this harness,
above the boosters.
1:00:36
We caII it the Thermo Diaper.
1:00:38
(AIan) Thunderpants III.
1:00:40
I have harnessed
the fuII potentiaI...
1:00:43
..of your fIatuIence...
1:00:45
..and enhanced it exponentiaIIy.
1:00:48
You're going to Iaunch
the rescue rocket.
1:00:52
You're going to Iaunch
Thunderpants III!
1:00:56
So that was it.
1:00:58
l was going to launch
that rocket.
1:00:59
l was going to save
the astronauts.
1:01:02
l was going to be
a spaceman.
1:01:04
My dream had come true.
1:01:06
lt was the best day
ofmy life, ever.
1:01:11
(sighs) I...
1:01:13
That boy in there
has no stamina, no dexterity,...
1:01:17
..no strength and no experience.
1:01:20
He's faiIed aII the mentaI and
physicaI tests in our Iexicon.
1:01:24
How are we gonna make
this thing work, Ed?
1:01:27
That chiId is a tooI, Johnson.
1:01:34
A tooI, sir?
1:01:36
A fragiIe tooI which the good Lord
has chosen to deIiver to us.
1:01:41
It's up to us to use it wiseIy...
1:01:43
..and use it weII.
1:01:46
That boy in there...
1:01:48
..has got the hopes and the fears
of the American peopIe...
1:01:53
..in his goddamn shorts.
1:01:56
Amen, Ed.