:59:00
The best of the best.
:59:07
HeIIo, everybody.
:59:08
Patrick, the guys.
:59:10
WeIcome aboard, Patrick!
:59:12
This is a proud moment
for us aII.
:59:14
Patrick, this is Jose.
:59:17
Everything OK, Jose?
:59:19
I'm sorry, Patrick, but
I'm trying to expIain something...
:59:23
..to those idiots
in Launch ControI.
:59:24
They screwed up the inertiaI
pIatform faiIure procedure...
:59:27
..and they have misinterpreted
the Iaunch teIemetry.
:59:29
They're driving me crazy!
:59:31
CaIm down, Jose.
We'II sort it out.
:59:33
Why don't we ask
the grown-ups to heIp?
:59:36
(giggIing)
:59:39
- (cIear throats)
- Don't you see, Patrick?
:59:41
There are no grown-ups
in research and pIanning.
:59:44
We make the decisions here.
:59:46
The grown-ups of the USSC
are on a constant search...
:59:50
..throughout the worId
to seek out chiIdren with gifts.
:59:53
That's why they came
and found me.
:59:56
And that's why
they found you, too.
:59:59
- But aII I can do is fart.
- ExactIy, Patrick. ExactIy.
1:00:03
(chiIdren) Mm-hm.
1:00:04
This is the design of the
revoIutionary new jet engine,...
1:00:08
..the prototype for which...
1:00:11
..was buiIt into the rescue rocket.
1:00:13
But the engine coupIing...
1:00:15
..was fused
with the booster housing!
1:00:17
(tuts) That is
my father's department.
1:00:20
And this is a computer modeI
of your stomachs.
1:00:24
You see, you have that
revoIutionary new engine...
1:00:27
..there in your shorts, Patrick!
1:00:29
Jose worked
on the moduIe coupIing.
1:00:33
Yes. You wiII sit in this harness,
above the boosters.
1:00:36
We caII it the Thermo Diaper.
1:00:38
(AIan) Thunderpants III.
1:00:40
I have harnessed
the fuII potentiaI...
1:00:43
..of your fIatuIence...
1:00:45
..and enhanced it exponentiaIIy.
1:00:48
You're going to Iaunch
the rescue rocket.
1:00:52
You're going to Iaunch
Thunderpants III!
1:00:56
So that was it.
1:00:58
l was going to launch
that rocket.
1:00:59
l was going to save
the astronauts.