:20:03
That's where we come in...
:20:04
and our never ending struggle
against The Man,...
:20:09
a.k.a. Whitey, a.k.a. Mr. Charlie,
a.k.a. Honky McGee.
:20:14
So, the conspiracies we've believed
for all these years are really true?
:20:19
The N.B.A. really instituted...
:20:21
the three-point shot
to give white boys a chance?
:20:24
Absolutely.
:20:25
So the entertainment industry
really is out to get Spike Lee.
:20:28
Is that right?
- Come on, man!
:20:30
Even Cher got an Oscar.
:20:32
Cher-rr!
:20:33
And O.J. really didn't do it?
:20:39
Let's just move on, shall we?
:20:43
Holy moly, looks like
the Source Awards in here.
:20:45
It does now.
:20:47
Hurting.
- Who's that?
:20:49
Oh, this is Lance, our intern.
:20:51
Lance, this is Undercover Brother.
:20:53
What's happening?
:20:54
Whas-ssup?!
:20:59
Okay, how did the white boy get
a job here at the Brotherhood?
:21:03
Shit. What can I tell you?
Affirmative action.
:21:05
What? Here we go.
:21:07
Oh, boy.
Open up the window.
:21:08
It's getting all racial
up in this piece.
:21:13
Look here, Undercover Brother,
now that you're working for us,...
:21:16
you're gonna need to memorize
our rules and regulations.
:21:18
Trim the hair, and for God's sake,
get rid of the clothes.
:21:21
Slow your roll, Chief.
You know, I respect...
:21:23
what y'all are doing here
at the Brotherhood,...
:21:25
but I'm a firm believer in everybody
should do their own thang.
:21:39
Okay, he should never
do his own thang.
:21:44
I'm getting too old
for this shit.
:21:50
I said, "You'd better open
the bank and give me my money."
:21:53
Yeah?
"It's my money.
:21:54
I don't care whose bank it is!"
Right.
:21:56
I know whose money is in it.
I'm keeping it real.
:21:58
That's all I'm saying.
- Hi, Conspiracy Brother.