Undercover Brother
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:21:03
Shit. What can I tell you?
Affirmative action.

:21:05
What? Here we go.
:21:07
Oh, boy.
Open up the window.

:21:08
It's getting all racial
up in this piece.

:21:13
Look here, Undercover Brother,
now that you're working for us,...

:21:16
you're gonna need to memorize
our rules and regulations.

:21:18
Trim the hair, and for God's sake,
get rid of the clothes.

:21:21
Slow your roll, Chief.
You know, I respect...

:21:23
what y'all are doing here
at the Brotherhood,...

:21:25
but I'm a firm believer in everybody
should do their own thang.

:21:39
Okay, he should never
do his own thang.

:21:44
I'm getting too old
for this shit.

:21:50
I said, "You'd better open
the bank and give me my money."

:21:53
Yeah?
"It's my money.

:21:54
I don't care whose bank it is!"
Right.

:21:56
I know whose money is in it.
I'm keeping it real.

:21:58
That's all I'm saying.
- Hi, Conspiracy Brother.

:22:01
"Hi"? What you mean, "Hi"?
:22:02
Like, "Hi, y'all
want to be white?"

:22:04
High, like the white man
wants to keep us? Huh?

:22:08
You don't smell
no weed on me, did you?

:22:10
Hey, brother, can I get a list...
:22:12
of the words
that trigger these fits?

:22:14
Man, you really need to relax.
:22:16
Go see a movie.
- A movie?

:22:17
A movie. Come on, man!
:22:19
So I can fall in love
with some cute black man...

:22:21
that teaches white people everything
they know about the shrimp industry...

:22:24
before they kill him
30 minutes into the movie?

:22:25
"Hey, why don't you walk down
that tunnel, black man?

:22:28
Hey, black man,
turn on the generator.

:22:31
This dinosaur is out there.
Hey, black man, look out.

:22:33
He's got a gun!"
:22:35
Oh! I'm hit!
:22:37
But my vest caught it, bitch!
:22:39
Yes, I'm alive!
:22:40
I told you to keep your finger
off the trigger of that thing!

:22:44
I'm cool, everybody.
:22:45
Undercover Brother, please.
- Go on back to work.

:22:47
Sorry about all that.
- I shit on myself!

:22:49
I have a couple of things for you.
:22:50
Here are your shoes. I took the
liberty of making a few modifications.

:22:55
And now, am I correct in assuming
that the Cadillac...

:22:58
that was double-parked in
the parking lot belongs to you?


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