Van Wilder
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:16:01
Go, baby, go!
:16:03
Mail it in!
:16:06
Mail it in! Mail it in.
:16:09
Van, you must make four
monthly payments of $5,000 each.

:16:12
I'm sorry, Taj.
I'm gonna have to let you go.

:16:15
I don't have the resources
to pay for your services anymore.

:16:18
A good soldier
does not leave his commander...

:16:20
just because he lies wounded,
arms torn off at the sockets...

:16:23
intestines spilling out onto the mud,
picked at by the birds.

:16:26
I will stay on at no charge.
:16:28
Okay.
:16:30
Exactly how much money do you have?
:16:32
- He has only $34.
- Damn, Van!

:16:35
What the hell you gonna do
with $34, man?

:17:10
Congratulations, Taj!
Your first blow job.

:17:14
In my country, a woman's mastery
of her gastronomical releases...

:17:17
is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
:17:19
Desiree is the foremost connoisseur
of chili con carne...

:17:22
and a TA at Coolidge.
:17:23
I wish I had teachers like that.
:17:25
And just like that,
Topless Tutors was born.

:17:30
X...
:17:32
equals... six?
:17:35
Yeah!
:17:38
We knew you could do it.
:17:40
Desi told me how she
and a few of her grad school pals...

:17:42
could use some extra income.
:17:44
Taj proved to be
an excellent company accountant...

:17:47
as well as our most valued client.

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