Van Wilder

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Coolidge College
was established in 18--

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Who knows this?
It was in your freshman facts.

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The first day of spring semester.

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A time to say good-bye
to the parents once again...

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and say hello
to a few new student bodies.

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As for me, well...

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I like to start off each semester
with a certain time-honored tradition.

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A ritual, if you will,
that allows me...

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to get my head in the right place.

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Okay, so Suk Mee's a little old...

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but she is just so damn good.

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She's great with these quick jobs...

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plus there is no substitute
for decades of experience.

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That looks amazing.

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That is perfect. You're a pro.

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A pro.

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Look at me.

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Pro.

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Well, gosh, that was great.
Thanks for the quick job there.

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I need these in 20 minutes.

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Super.

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We've got a jumper!

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Hold on, son.
You don't want to do this.

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I didn't want to come here either.
They made me come!

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They made me!