Van Wilder
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:24:00
I know Ms. Pac Man's special.
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She's fun. She's cute.
She swallows.

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But we gotta talk, guys.
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Huddle up. Come on.
Team meeting here.

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Cowboy. All right.
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I look at you guys,
and you know what I see?

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A collective GPA of 52,000?
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Yeah! No!
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I see a bunch of party animals...
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crouched in attack position,
ready to strike.

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Am I right?
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No one even knows we're here.
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Au contraire, mon frères.
Girls!

:24:33
I'd like you to meet
Sherri and Terri.

:24:36
Two girls utterly infatuated...
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with men who have
larger than normal...

:24:41
medulla oblongatas.
:24:49
Pearson, I got a hot news tip for you.
It's Friday night. Get out of here.

:24:53
I know. I'm just doing some final
revisions to this piece on euthanasia.

:24:56
Oh, I read that.
Made me want to kill myself.

:24:59
I'm kidding.
:25:00
- Where's my Wilder story?
- There is no story, Elliot.

:25:02
The guy's a joke. He tries to turn
every interview into a date.

:25:06
A good writer gets her story
no matter what.

:25:08
Please get me the Wilder piece.
He's throwing a big party tonight.

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You should be there.
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- This is really a pimpin' good time.
- Yes, it is.

:25:28
Look who's checking out
the Badalandabad. Her name's Naomi.

:25:32
That's "I moan" backwards.
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I put in a good word for you.
:25:39
Hey, Tajy. Let's boogie.

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