:23:01
- Damn well should.
- Amen.
:23:04
This month marks
our 75th anniversary.
:23:07
I am here to ask you to aid us
in throwing a party...
:23:11
a party we can be proud of...
:23:13
a party people will
actually show up to.
:23:16
Gosh, I'd really love to help, but I
have a bamboo oar stuck up my Ganges.
:23:20
It's very scary stuff.
:23:21
I just don't have the time.
:23:25
How much is your time worth?
:23:29
Panes reminded me that I had one...
:23:31
very valuable skill
I'd yet to tap--
:23:33
my undeniable ability
to throw one hell of a party.
:23:42
I was hanging on by a thread,
but I was still making tuition.
:23:48
The strawberry! Eat the strawberry!
It's worth 250!
:23:51
- Don't you think I know that?
- You treat me like a child.
:23:54
I don't like the way you
condescend me.
:23:56
- Don't do that!
- Frankly, you're juvenile.
:23:58
Guys.
:24:00
I know Ms. Pac Man's special.
:24:02
She's fun. She's cute.
She swallows.
:24:05
But we gotta talk, guys.
:24:07
Huddle up. Come on.
Team meeting here.
:24:10
Cowboy. All right.
:24:13
I look at you guys,
and you know what I see?
:24:15
A collective GPA of 52,000?
:24:18
Yeah! No!
:24:19
I see a bunch of party animals...
:24:21
crouched in attack position,
ready to strike.
:24:24
Am I right?
:24:26
No one even knows we're here.
:24:28
Au contraire, mon frères.
Girls!
:24:33
I'd like you to meet
Sherri and Terri.
:24:36
Two girls utterly infatuated...
:24:38
with men who have
larger than normal...
:24:41
medulla oblongatas.
:24:49
Pearson, I got a hot news tip for you.
It's Friday night. Get out of here.
:24:53
I know. I'm just doing some final
revisions to this piece on euthanasia.
:24:56
Oh, I read that.
Made me want to kill myself.
:24:59
I'm kidding.