:22:00
so he came back
for the starting lineup.
:22:03
Topless Tutors was dead.
:22:07
We are truly up the Ganges River
without a bamboo oar.
:22:09
We're still $1,200 short
of your next tuition payment.
:22:12
Taj, I learned a long time ago
that worrying is like a rocking chair.
:22:16
It gives you something to do,
but it doesn't get you anywhere.
:22:18
Write that down.
:22:20
Don't even sweat it, Taj.
I've got a plan.
:22:24
- Let's go get fucked up.
- Sounds good.
:22:26
Is that all you think about?
:22:27
I admit I applied for this job...
:22:29
because I wanted to cut loose
and shake my rump...
:22:32
but I do not believe that this dilemma
will be solved by partying.
:22:38
Can I help you, son?
:22:41
I certainly hope so, Mr. Wilder.
:22:43
I come to you in desperation.
:22:45
I'm Panos Patakos, president
of the Lambda Omega Omega fraternity.
:22:49
I'm sure you're aware
of our... stigma.
:22:52
Yeah, you guys have had
the best GPA the last 50 years.
:22:57
Indeed, but believe it or not...
:22:59
the best GPA doesn't get you laid.
:23:01
- Damn well should.
- Amen.
:23:04
This month marks
our 75th anniversary.
:23:07
I am here to ask you to aid us
in throwing a party...
:23:11
a party we can be proud of...
:23:13
a party people will
actually show up to.
:23:16
Gosh, I'd really love to help, but I
have a bamboo oar stuck up my Ganges.
:23:20
It's very scary stuff.
:23:21
I just don't have the time.
:23:25
How much is your time worth?
:23:29
Panes reminded me that I had one...
:23:31
very valuable skill
I'd yet to tap--
:23:33
my undeniable ability
to throw one hell of a party.
:23:42
I was hanging on by a thread,
but I was still making tuition.
:23:48
The strawberry! Eat the strawberry!
It's worth 250!
:23:51
- Don't you think I know that?
- You treat me like a child.
:23:54
I don't like the way you
condescend me.
:23:56
- Don't do that!
- Frankly, you're juvenile.
:23:58
Guys.