:21:02
All right. Gwen, all right!
You're just in time.
:21:05
- Take your clothes off.
- I'm not taking off my clothes.
:21:07
It is the Naked Mile Run. Everybody
else is in their birthday suit.
:21:13
Except that guy.
:21:16
- I have a few questions for you.
- In time. This is gonna be fun.
:21:19
You know that three-letter word
that starts with F?
:21:21
So you're quite the campus man,
heading events like the Jäger Olympics.
:21:24
Yes, well, you haven't lived...
:21:28
until you've shot putted
blitzed on Jäger.
:21:30
- Heinie?
- This was a really bad idea.
:21:34
Are we gonna reschedule or what?
:21:47
Who's a big boy?
:21:50
Oh, God!
:21:52
Those things
could raise the Titanic.
:21:56
You Van Wilder?
:21:58
The strip club owner got tired
of using his B squad...
:22:00
so he came back
for the starting lineup.
:22:03
Topless Tutors was dead.
:22:07
We are truly up the Ganges River
without a bamboo oar.
:22:09
We're still $1,200 short
of your next tuition payment.
:22:12
Taj, I learned a long time ago
that worrying is like a rocking chair.
:22:16
It gives you something to do,
but it doesn't get you anywhere.
:22:18
Write that down.
:22:20
Don't even sweat it, Taj.
I've got a plan.
:22:24
- Let's go get fucked up.
- Sounds good.
:22:26
Is that all you think about?
:22:27
I admit I applied for this job...
:22:29
because I wanted to cut loose
and shake my rump...
:22:32
but I do not believe that this dilemma
will be solved by partying.
:22:38
Can I help you, son?
:22:41
I certainly hope so, Mr. Wilder.
:22:43
I come to you in desperation.
:22:45
I'm Panos Patakos, president
of the Lambda Omega Omega fraternity.
:22:49
I'm sure you're aware
of our... stigma.
:22:52
Yeah, you guys have had
the best GPA the last 50 years.
:22:57
Indeed, but believe it or not...
:22:59
the best GPA doesn't get you laid.