:20:03
Is there anything you
can tell me about yourself...
:20:05
that I haven't already found out
from your public records?
:20:08
I'll be at the quad tomorrow night
at 10:00. Sound good?
:20:10
- It's a date.
- It's an interview, not a date.
:20:16
Gwen, first dates are interviews.
:20:20
You going out tonight?
:20:23
Rob's coming over.
I'm closing in on that diamond, Gwen.
:20:26
The dynamic duo
will seal the deal tonight.
:20:29
Good luck, ladies.
:20:34
Somebody got awfully dressed up
to quiz me on my anatomy midterm.
:20:37
I'm so sorry, baby.
I totally forgot.
:20:40
- I have an interview for the paper.
- At 10:00 at night?
:20:43
Can't you postpone it?
Gwen, first exam-- most crucial.
:20:46
It's not like you're on a deadline
for the Boston Globe.
:20:50
It's the only time he had available.
I'll call you as soon as I get back.
:20:53
Bye.
:20:55
He?
:21:02
All right. Gwen, all right!
You're just in time.
:21:05
- Take your clothes off.
- I'm not taking off my clothes.
:21:07
It is the Naked Mile Run. Everybody
else is in their birthday suit.
:21:13
Except that guy.
:21:16
- I have a few questions for you.
- In time. This is gonna be fun.
:21:19
You know that three-letter word
that starts with F?
:21:21
So you're quite the campus man,
heading events like the Jäger Olympics.
:21:24
Yes, well, you haven't lived...
:21:28
until you've shot putted
blitzed on Jäger.
:21:30
- Heinie?
- This was a really bad idea.
:21:34
Are we gonna reschedule or what?
:21:47
Who's a big boy?
:21:50
Oh, God!
:21:52
Those things
could raise the Titanic.
:21:56
You Van Wilder?
:21:58
The strip club owner got tired
of using his B squad...