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Like their actions.
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For instance, most people...
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want to get out of school
so they can make money.

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You're trying to make money
to stay in school.

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- Why?
- I like it here.

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What about your future?
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- You take life way too seriously.
- Life is serious.

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I used to party with this guy
who once told me...

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"Don't take life too seriously.
You'll never get out alive."

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He used to write
for the school paper.

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He kept babbling about the differences
between light and dark beer.

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Very strange, but good advice.
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You think about the future too much,
you kinda forget about the present...

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obviously.
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And I am really enjoying
the present right now...

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sharing a penalty box and a tri-latte
with Gwen Pearson...

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who believes censorship reflects
society's lack of confidence in itself.

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You actually read that article?
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Okay, look, I read the damn article,
but don't tell anyone...

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because if word gets out that I read,
my reputation--

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shot to hell.
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She's smart, she's beautiful...
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she can skate.
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She's not for you, dude.
She's too high-strung.

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Besides, babes that fine--
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they're way into themselves
and shit.

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After this weekend,
we should have sufficient funds...

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to cover your next two payments.
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I mean, this girl is dynamite.
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Too bad she's dating
Strapper John, MD.

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- Where did you find that?
- In your room a few days ago.

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I'm trying to spark this bong,
but this damn thing won't light.

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That's no bong!
It's for my schlong!


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