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My brothers play hockey...
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for the Rangers.
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My dad just didn't see me
as a sound investment anymore.

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But he gave up on me and my mom
long before I ever came here.

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Maybe seven years of tuition...
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is a good way to remind him
that you're still angry.

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So how long have you
and premed Richard been together?

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- Since my freshman year.
- I bet he's a tighty whitey guy.

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- Excuse me?
- White, elastic band, constrictive.

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You can tell a lot about a person
by the kind of drawers they wear.

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Like you. Granny panties, I bet.
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Does that allude to me
being the plain, boring type?

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I just wanted a visual.
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I think it takes a lot more than
the kind of underwear one wears...

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to define them as a person.
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Like what?
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Like their actions.
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For instance, most people...
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want to get out of school
so they can make money.

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You're trying to make money
to stay in school.

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- Why?
- I like it here.

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What about your future?
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- You take life way too seriously.
- Life is serious.

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I used to party with this guy
who once told me...

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"Don't take life too seriously.
You'll never get out alive."

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He used to write
for the school paper.

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He kept babbling about the differences
between light and dark beer.

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Very strange, but good advice.
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You think about the future too much,
you kinda forget about the present...

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obviously.
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And I am really enjoying
the present right now...

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sharing a penalty box and a tri-latte
with Gwen Pearson...

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who believes censorship reflects
society's lack of confidence in itself.

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You actually read that article?

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