Van Wilder
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:33:02
Life is all about
developing relationships, Gwen.

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I hope you can skate.
:33:09
So the deal is, I score...
:33:11
you cooperate
and answer all my questions?

:33:14
- I miss--
- Dinner for two, me and you.

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Clothing optional.
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Come on!
:33:51
Holy crap.
:34:11
My brothers play hockey...
:34:15
for the Rangers.
:34:18
My dad just didn't see me
as a sound investment anymore.

:34:20
But he gave up on me and my mom
long before I ever came here.

:34:26
Maybe seven years of tuition...
:34:29
is a good way to remind him
that you're still angry.

:34:33
So how long have you
and premed Richard been together?

:34:37
- Since my freshman year.
- I bet he's a tighty whitey guy.

:34:40
- Excuse me?
- White, elastic band, constrictive.

:34:43
You can tell a lot about a person
by the kind of drawers they wear.

:34:45
Like you. Granny panties, I bet.
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Does that allude to me
being the plain, boring type?

:34:51
I just wanted a visual.
:34:53
I think it takes a lot more than
the kind of underwear one wears...

:34:56
to define them as a person.
:34:59
Like what?

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