:12:02
Listen to me,
you little fuck stains!
:12:04
When I count to three, you will jump
or be banished from this house forever!
:12:08
One, two--
:12:15
Fuck!
:12:38
Excuse me.
Where can I find Van Wilder?
:12:42
In the Guiness Book
of World-fucking-Records, man...
:12:45
under "Raddest fucking dude alive"!
:12:47
Okay. Thanks.
:12:49
In any one of these three rooms,
Gramps.
:13:04
Sweet Joseph,
my son's a fairy.
:13:08
Dad, what are you doing here?
:13:12
- Thank God.
- No jammies.
:13:15
- Party foul.
- No, don't-- Oh, dear God.
:13:18
Next time you'll know better.
:13:26
Seven years, and no degree.
You should have graduated twice by now.
:13:29
I've done a lot in seven years.
:13:31
If you don't have your doctorate,
you haven't done enough.
:13:33
But you have wasted enough
of your time and my money.
:13:36
Pack up your panties, son,
because we are headin' home.
:13:44
I'm staying here with my friends.
:13:46
Fine. Maybe your friends
can pay your tuition.
:13:50
Because this morning I placed
a stop payment on this semester's check.
:13:53
I'm sorry, son.
:13:55
Sometimes in life you have to
realize a poor investment...
:13:59
and cut your losses.