Van Wilder
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:13:04
Sweet Joseph,
my son's a fairy.

:13:08
Dad, what are you doing here?
:13:12
- Thank God.
- No jammies.

:13:15
- Party foul.
- No, don't-- Oh, dear God.

:13:18
Next time you'll know better.
:13:26
Seven years, and no degree.
You should have graduated twice by now.

:13:29
I've done a lot in seven years.
:13:31
If you don't have your doctorate,
you haven't done enough.

:13:33
But you have wasted enough
of your time and my money.

:13:36
Pack up your panties, son,
because we are headin' home.

:13:44
I'm staying here with my friends.
:13:46
Fine. Maybe your friends
can pay your tuition.

:13:50
Because this morning I placed
a stop payment on this semester's check.

:13:53
I'm sorry, son.
:13:55
Sometimes in life you have to
realize a poor investment...

:13:59
and cut your losses.
:14:02
Write that down.
:14:17
I need more time.
:14:19
There's got to be something
that we can work out.

:14:22
What is that intoxicating scent
you're wearing, Doris?

:14:25
I have cats.
:14:27
Meow!
:14:32
Maybe you could put me
on some sort of extension...

:14:37
program?
:14:39
- A little pay-as-you-go?
- Are you trying to seduce me?

:14:42
Who, me? No!
:14:53
You know, maybe this isn't
such a good idea.

:14:56
Being bad seldom is.

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