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:10:01
I want you shining glass.
:10:03
We gotta Dup out there.
Darius.

:10:04
I want you all over that ball
like a fat kid on a cupcake.

:10:07
What are you looking at? Your mom
said you left your legs at home.

:10:10
For God's sake!
:10:12
I'd do anything for you guys...
:10:15
which is why I'm throwing you
a little soiree tomorrow night...

:10:17
but not without a W tonight.
:10:19
You want to know why?
Nobody wants to celebrate a loss, guys.

:10:22
Hey, man, you gonna invite
those freak honeys from Mt. Holyoke?

:10:25
I already did.
:10:28
They said they'd try to make it
if they weren't humping the Matadors.

:10:31
- The Matadors?
- What?

:10:35
Come on.
We got a ball game to win.

:10:41
Let's go kick some Matador tail--
:11:06
How bad do you wanna be...
:11:10
a Delta?
:11:11
Would you walk on broken glass?
:11:13
Let the shards tear
into your Achilles tendon...

:11:17
causing acute achondroplasia...
:11:19
which could lead to non-congenital
dwarfism as you got older?

:11:23
Ease up on the medical terms.
Just keep it simple and terrifying.

:11:26
Gordon, there are very few things more
terrifying than non-congenital dwarfism.

:11:30
Hey, Richard.
Ready to study?

:11:34
Gwenny, I said 9:30.
It's 9:20.

:11:37
I'm in the middle
of an 80-year tradition here.

:11:42
I will be up when I'm done with
my presidential responsibilities.

:11:45
Okay, I'll wait for you upstairs.
:11:49
Who's my alabaster princess?
:11:52
You are. You are.
:11:58
Relax, guys.
They're just Doritos.


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