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:09:04
It does not look good.
:09:07
That's the end of the first half...
:09:09
and the Chickadees will need
a miracle to come back and score.

:09:22
Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you
to step away from Van's vehicle.

:09:25
Wilder!
:09:26
He's got no business parking there.
That's my spot.

:09:30
They need me, Ted.
:09:35
This is the first time in my life
I'm glad I'm deaf!.

:09:39
I can't hear the boos!
Now, listen up.

:09:42
I'm only gonna go over this
one more time.

:09:45
In the event they switch
to a zone defense...

:09:48
we must swing the ball
around the perimeter.

:09:52
This ball club is the heart
of this institution.

:09:55
You win, it beats.
You lose, it breaks.

:09:58
You're not boxing out, Big Papa.
You're my Windex man.

:10:01
I want you shining glass.
:10:03
We gotta Dup out there.
Darius.

:10:04
I want you all over that ball
like a fat kid on a cupcake.

:10:07
What are you looking at? Your mom
said you left your legs at home.

:10:10
For God's sake!
:10:12
I'd do anything for you guys...
:10:15
which is why I'm throwing you
a little soiree tomorrow night...

:10:17
but not without a W tonight.
:10:19
You want to know why?
Nobody wants to celebrate a loss, guys.

:10:22
Hey, man, you gonna invite
those freak honeys from Mt. Holyoke?

:10:25
I already did.
:10:28
They said they'd try to make it
if they weren't humping the Matadors.

:10:31
- The Matadors?
- What?

:10:35
Come on.
We got a ball game to win.

:10:41
Let's go kick some Matador tail--

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